FIONA: The battle is won. That's bad. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. and his breath extinguishes all the . Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'. Time out, Shrek! DONKEY: Hey, wait. DONKEY: (Jumping up and down) Oh! Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. Cake! She screams and lands on a sack of flour, launching a cloud of flour into the air. Shrek the Musical - English Transcript Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. Farquaad stops his horse in front of Fiona. He sighs and walks off. You should ask him that when we get there. Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. SHREK: Look. The mirrors flips through each princesses' portrait. Turn! SHREK: All right! She spins the branch to form a sort of cotton candy, and hands it to Shrek as a treat. I'm here till Thursday. Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them. Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up. Shrek and Fiona are now joined in matrimony in Shrek's swamp. SHREK: You're crazy. Shrek stands on top of the ropes and beckons on the crowd's cheers. They are chased by Dragon through a large hall, her chain looping itself around multiple stone pillars as Shrek zigzags around them. DONKEY: See! I-It's very late. Well, this is delicious. Well then who was she talking about? There's something I want Fiona looks around for Shrek only to see Donkey sleeping. In the center of the room, Dragon has Donkey wrapped up on her tail. I'm so sorry. DONKEY: And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! (the dragon roars) I mean white, sparkling teeth! Shrek spins back around with a hopeful look on his face while Fiona tries to regain her composure. Now, tell me! His eyes cross and as he reaches the bottom of the slide, he groans and stumbles off. DONKEY: Man, isn't this romantic? Take it and go before I change my mind. Fiona, expecting a different question, removes the weedrat while Shrek is annoyed by the words that couldn't come out. Too quiet. I could feel it. Right? FARQUAAD: Outrageous! You were saying? FARQUAAD: Oh, anxious, are we? SHREK: Donkey, two things, okay? I like that boulder. The mascot screams at the sight of Shrek and begins running through the roped path to get to the front gate. Get up! Lord Farquaad? SHREK: Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me? Farquaad drops his weapon and looks up. They respond positively to him and begin to do "the wave". You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. Donkey might just flatter his way out of becoming dragon food. And that's when you say, "I object!". Don't look down. SHREK: Example? Elsewhere, Shrek spots a light in the window of a tower. FARQUAAD: Down to the last slime-covered toadstool. SHREK Got ya. Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! DONKEY: I'm gonna take drastic steps. Shrek runs for the cathedral doors but Donkey hurries to get in his way. That's Duloc. SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. Fiona gives Hood a one-handed push and jams her finger into his chest. If we need you, I'll whistle. We're going to have a tournament! Donkey, there's no we. FARQUAAD: Silence! At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Shrek yanks on the door handle only for it to snap off. Shrek: Donkey! You know, I'd better go inside. This is not dignified! Do what? FIONA: You did it! It's hideous! part 1 part 2. Shrek and Fiona both try to eat dinner but start crying. DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? GET THE PDF. You get it? SHREK: You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? SHREK: No. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. SHREK: Yeah, sorry, lady. shrek script no spaces. FIONA: I can't just marry whoever I want. Fiona looks at him blankly, confused but not frightened. Among the attendees are the fairytale creatures once banished to the swamp, as well as a few Duloc Guards. FARQUAAD: An ogre and a princess! FIONA: No! Give me another chance! Now my patience has reached its end! Farquaad seems even more pleased, and everyone else claps this time. Dragon purses her lips and gets ready to kiss Donkey. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. But that's why we gotta stick together. The bed's taken. Walking through a field at sunset. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. Uh, remember when you said that ogres have layers? Look at my eye twitchin'. (the dragon growls) Oh, what large teeth you have! A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave. FARQUAAD: Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom? SHREK: So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. Of course! You go back. Shrek takes her by the shoulders and forcefully shakes her. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. SHREK: (to Donkey) That wasn't in the job description. Butthy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. Princess, where are you? She's lifted up into the air and she hovers while the magic works around her. by . Donkey rips a flower off a nearby bush, which happens to be a blue flower with red thorns, and takes off running. Your flying days are over. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. With Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming. There are little wooden people inside and they begin to sing. SHREK: Wait a second. With Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews. Baixe o arquivo ScriptShrek.js , ou copie oque est dentro do ScriptShrek.js. I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! Donkey: Say no more, say no more. FIONA: Please. I'd step all over it. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Camp is definitely starting to sound good. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. Mama Bear is now a taxidermized rug. Fiona hits a high, horrible note that causes the bird to explode. Download our FREE Shrek Script PDF so that you can see how Dreamworks structured their cultural phenomenon. DONKEY: What are you talking about? A sonnet! I'm notnot emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this, uh - - "magnitude" really is the word I'm looking for. 2. There is a montage of their journey. I will have perfection! Man those guards! DONKEY: I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. Shrek yelps and jumps away. You're comin' with me. Shrek: Alone. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. FARQUAAD: (To himself) Two? Farquaad gestures to the man with the prompter card holds up a card that says 'Laugh'. Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. Please! Thank you very much! He gestures at the skeleton of a knight laying against the wall, a charred outline of a man burned into the stone behind it. Transcript A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. The crowd boos. DONKEY: Hey. Kick it to the curb. More dwarves run inside the house and shut the door behind them. That's my princess! I'd-- uh, uh(sighs) I'm in trouble. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? That really made me feel good to see that. DONKEY: But, you know, umyou're kind of an ogre. Guards! Dragon looks up at the chandelier hanging above them and gently lights its candles with her fire breath. Onions have layers. MIRROR: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 5. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place. FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! Please! Do you know the muffin man? Sleeping beneath a bright moon. FARQUAAD: Very well, ogre. Give me another chance! FIONA: And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? This one's full. Donkey catches up to them. SHREK: No? FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. DONKEY: Ohh. Montage of different scenes. And so on and so forth. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. With Shrek? It was directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, and features the voices of Mike Myers . But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. (holds up 2 fingers) Pick number three, my lord! I don't have time for this. DONKEY: Please! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. His back is to a Princess Fiona, laying upright on the bed near the window. Shrek hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. This is all wrong. Shrek jumps over and approaches the bridge, with Donkey joining in behind him. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. (laughs). Farquaad holds Fiona's hand, puckers his lips, and leans toward her. I said I like it FIONA: Good morning. He's the one who wants to marry you. They all gasp as Shrek suddenly stops, having reached the end of the balcony Shrek spots a fallen column that has formed a sort of slide. Really. Just go on in and tell her how you feel. Shrek turns around and sees that the Seven Dwarves have put Snow White, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table. I know what I smell. Two! (laughs). DONKEY: Alright now I know you're making this up. SHREK Not fast enough. Fiona hands it to Shrek and he grabs onto her hand. Tutorial. When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. SHREK: (holds up a mug of beer) Can't we just settle this over a pint? Hey, wait a minute! I ask your hand in marriage. That'll do. Shrek grabs Donkey in one arm and then grabs Princess Fiona, who has wandered into the room, with the other arm as he runs past her. DONKEY: Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad? Okay, I'm on it. Shrek turns, takes note of the princess and walks across the room over to her. The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. 3. DONKEY: Oh, my God! SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Shrek turns around to see Donkey barreling towards him with the dragon close behind him. Fiona looks guilty, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona. Uhmm how do you like your eggs? FIONA: And what of my groom-to-be? Have at him! Shrek and Fiona both walk off in separate direction. The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. I tell him, I tell him not Fiona picks the last petal off the sunflower, smiling. SHREK: Are you talkin' to(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? Caso voc baixou o Script arraste o arquivo . Donkey kicks his helmet, and the ding sounds the end of the match. See ya later. You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." SHREK: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? FIONA: You just tell her she's not your true love. Farquaad is atop a high up balcony, flanked by two guards, addressing the crowd. Please! But you only look like this at night. Hey, what are you doing? DONKEY: Look, you love this woman, don't you? Oh, no, no. Before sunset. They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. Back! Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him. He clears his throat and the table is lowered. I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. That is a nice boulder. Scared Shrekless. Ah! Shrek and Fiona give each happy looks, having made up an excuse to stall for time. The villager mutters to himself. (He gets bumped from behind and he drops the mice.) And all she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. FIONA: No kidding. Donkey sheepishly smiles and Shrek sighs in annoyance. SHREK: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? She leans over to kiss Farquaad but Shrek pulls her away by the hand. In a field, Shrek swats away at a swarm of flies following him. The Gingerbread Man is pulled out of the milk by Thelonious and is slammed down onto a cookie sheet. SHREK: Men of Farquaad's stature are inshort supply. Farquaad lays in bed with the Magic Mirror set up at the foot of the bed. DONKEY: Really? You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. DONKEY: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make (Gasps, seeing the skeleton of a horse). Magnitude. Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. I was born outside. The old woman steps up to the table. SHREK: Oh, I understand. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Farquaad chuckles then motions to the bishop to indulge Fiona. I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. Dragon smiles, and nods, and takes off towards the town streets. He cups his hands and calls into the woods. (He bumps into a table, noticing mugs of beer). PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. Shrek's confused look turns into a big grin. She wanders off into the woods, marveling at the nature, and begins to sing. Guards! You don't wanna listen to me. Well was it something you ate? Now it's my turn! SHREK: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? SHREK: Yeah, right before they burst into flames! Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest. Donkey trots over to Shrek as he kneels by the fire and fiddles with one of the spits. MIRROR: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. Come on, baby. Just look at that sunset. This is good. Shrek brings the knight over to Donkey, who leans on the ropes and headbutts the knight. I forgive youfor stabbing me in the back! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Cause I will. DONKEY: Can I say something to you? A single light shines in the window of the tallest tower. We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. As you command,,,your Highness. Fiona pulls her arm free from Shrek and stops running. FARQUAAD: Who cares?! GINGERBREAD MAN: God bless us, every one. Try the veal! dropping the poster to the ground. Fiona quickly rips the arrow out of Shrek's butt with one great pull. I can't breathe. MONSIEUR HOOD: Please, monster! Thank you! Donkey whistles loudly, and Shrek looks up to see Dragon flying overhead. Farquaad doesn't listen to the mirror at all, too busy formulating a plan. Shrek is wary, while Donkey is downright terrified. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. In 2001, the landscape of animated films changed forever when Shrek premiered. Oh. GORDER: (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? FIONA: No, it's destiny. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. Farquaad seems confused but watches on silently. Fiona, Farquaad, and his guards set off towards Duloc. DONKEY: Man that ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. That's bad. (throws one leg at Gingy) You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world (crumbles his other leg into dust). DONKEY: All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Oh, no, No! Ogres are like onions! Shrek's ugly 24/7. Parfaits. You know you are quite a decorator. FIONA: Sunset?! my bad, he screamed the new testament of the bible. Three! FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. FARQUAAD: Kill him if you have to--but get him! Hold on. But you should. I did half the work. Hang on now. A quest to get my swamp back. Shrek throws a sunflower into the fireplace. I get half the booty. You're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! Suddenly Fiona's eyes open wide and light up. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. DONKEY: You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. (continues to bounce and sway as he backs Donkey across the bridge). Why don't you just go ask her? Oh, good Lord. She tosses the bouquet and lays back down, swooning. SHREK: Oh, really? 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